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# can you just picture him sitting with his feet in harry’s lap # and while they’re talking harry is just tracing shapes on louis’ shins and ankles with his fingers # and maybe louis says something cute about harry’s smile # like ‘i just want to carry that around with me all day to cheer me up’ # and harry says ‘maybe you can’ # and almost falls over reaching for a pen because he wants to keep louis’ feet in his lap # and he draws the smiley face on louis’ ankle while louis giggles softly because he’s ticklish # so louis goes around like this all day and maybe he’s kind of sad when it finally rubs off in the shower [x]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/5d9977d158094c716da4053de92e817a/tumblr_mnekzbb24s1qedo7ho1_500.jpg)
# can you just picture him sitting with his feet in harry’s lap # and while they’re talking harry is just tracing shapes on louis’ shins and ankles with his fingers # and maybe louis says something cute about harry’s smile # like ‘i just want to carry that around with me all day to cheer me up’ # and harry says ‘maybe you can’ # and almost falls over reaching for a pen because he wants to keep louis’ feet in his lap # and he draws the smiley face on louis’ ankle while louis giggles softly because he’s ticklish # so louis goes around like this all day and maybe he’s kind of sad when it finally rubs off in the shower [x]
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Leonardo DiCaprio tried to make fun of his character with the line “I will just wait here”, when in fact that line wasn’t originally scripted. Everyone started laughing and James Cameron said that the line was “Too funny” to ignore it.
Not funny enough for an oscar.
You’re going to hell for that
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i love how the professor is like: whatever’s cool with me
because he loves his daughters THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO MAKE HIM PRETTY HE ACCEPTS THIS
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A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.
About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:
Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom
BEST MOM
I’m crYING
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#but they way her hand is on his chest #i wonder if she ever sits cross legged on harry’s chest #and traces his tattoos with her chubby little fingers #and then louis comes over and hands her a pack of magic marers #and tells her she should color in the birdies #and she does because she says she wants harry to be pretty
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I HAVE NEVER REBLOGGED SOMETHING SO FAST.
accurate description of justin bieber
^
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let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.
my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy
well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16
my boyfriend dated me
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